Planetary Gear Coaster

Look, I hear you. You want to buy some fidget toys, but the old ball and chain is on your case about buying frivolous stuff online?

Look no further. This isn't a fidget toy at all! It's a coaster. It's round, it's relatively flat, it's 4 inches in diameter. It looks the part.

But secretly? it's a delightfully whimsical system of planetary gears, all interacting with each other in fun, surprising ways.

And that will be our little secret, just between you and me.

Until you get caught playing with the coaster while your drink sits directly on the coffee table, leaving an unsightly ring of condensation. And if that happens, you're on your own, buddy. Don't you dare drag me into this!

Buy a four-pack and we'll totally make it worth your while with a bulk discount.