Gyro Spinner

You might see the word "gyro" in the name of this product and think that maybe it has some practical applications, or maybe that it's one of those things that they use to spin the meat on those Greek sandwiches.

But it's not.

But damn if it's not satisfying to put in the palm of your hand and just start... *spinning*. With two inner rings, each spinning perpendicular to one another, one flick is all it takes to be mesmerized for a moment.

You might think to yourself "wow, this spins so smoothly and freely," or even "I can't believe all of these pieces were 3D printed already locked together like that; how do they even do that?"

Or you might not even think about it at all. This gyro spinner doesn't care what you think about it, or whether you think about it. It's just there, faithfully sitting on your desk, available if you need just a little bit of stimulation for your brain while on a conference call so you don't get too distracted and start browsing social media and then lose track of what the person on the other line was droning on about. Maybe that little extra focus this gyro spinner gave you was what kept you from an awkward conversation with your boss, or maybe worse.

Would it be a bit of a stretch to suggest that this gyro spinner might save your job? Possibly.

But it's certainly not going to get you fired.

And that's a tagline I can proudly run with.

The Gyro Spinner: "it won't get you fired!"