7 Ring Gyro Spinner

We have the standard Gyro Spinner. We even have the 4-ring Gyro spinner, with one extra ring for added... spinning.

But here at 3Delights we're always busy thinking of the next great thing. We're dreamers here, and we will never be content with the status quo.

And that's why we went straight to seven rings.

You might have expected us to iterate slowly and steadily with a five ring gyro spinner. But that's just the issue: you would have seen it coming.

And great things can happen with sustained incremental improvement. But sometimes innovation just doesn't work like that, and sometimes there's a stroke of genius and you think: seven rings.

Honestly it's an embarrassment of riches; does any one person truly need a gyroscopic fidget spinner with seven concentric rings?

But enough about your needs. What about your desires?

A more sensible person might just take the vanilla gyro spinner fidget and call it a day. It's a great choice. It's the Honda Civic of gyro spinners. it'll serve you well, day in and day out. It's very respectful. Very mindful. Very demure.

But some of us just can't live like that. Some of us imagine a world of more. More happiness. More enjoyment. More concentric rings.

And the 7 ring gyro spinner is a monument to that mentality. When the big wigs at your company take the elevator down from the top and grace your team with their presence, they'll get one look at the seven ring gyro spinner at your desk and think "now there's a person who isn't afraid to think big."

Now, am I suggesting that the 7 Ring Gyro Spinner is going to singlehandedly get you fast-tracked to upper management? Of course not. If it did, you may want to keep your resume up to date because if your leadership is that prone to decisions on a whim, your company may not have the brightest future (or maybe it does because fortune favors those bold enough to shake things up; what would I know? I'm writing copy for an inexpensive 3D printed fidget toy).

But it's a piece that leaves an impression. In that sea of desks and generic faces, you were the one that has that wacky seven-ring fidget spinner. That's just the kind of detail that sticks around in someone's mind. Maybe a few weeks later you bump into that exec in the cafeteria and they say "oh, that's right, you're the one who had that crazy gyro spinner!" And then you get to talking about some processes you've been streamlining, and before you know it, you've just been asked to say a few words about some of your current projects at the board meeting the next day. Fast forward a couple months and a senior director leaves suddenly and things get shuffled around and you're suddenly the dark horse candidate to take the place of the person who is going to fill that departing senior director's role. And that's when things really take off for you, because we already knew you like to dream big because you buy 7-ring gyro spinners, but you dream big in all aspects of your life, and you catapult this company from being of regional significance to being a global juggernaut.

Anyway, yeah, 7 rings.