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11 Ring Gyro Spinner

$35.00

11 Ring Gyro Spinner

This product is like the physical manifestation of a shitpost.

You probably are skeptical as to whether it's even a real product that can be purchased (it is, and at $35 it's a steal), or whether it's something someone should even own (it really isn't).

Unlike our 3, 4, and 7 ring gyro spinners, the 11 ring gyro spinner is pushing it. Like our other 3D-printed fidget toys this is printed in place, but at this size, the outer rings flex some, and might pop out if you're not easy on them. It's a little bit like how purebred dogs get selectively bred for specific physical characteristics at the cost of their overall longevity.

Our 7 ring gyro spinner is a statement piece that you can put on your desk and signal to the world that you think outside the box.

This 11 ring spinner? Oh, it's a statement piece all right, but when the big wigs walk by and see this on your desk it's going to leave more of an unsettling impression. They're not going to see this and think about putting you in their inner circle. But who needs their inner circle when you have ten inner circles?

This might not be the eccentric conversation piece that fast tracks you to the top floor, but it probably at least offers you some job security. After all, if I saw someone sporting an object on their desk with this many rings on it I might not think "upper management material" but I sure as hell am not thinking about firing the person.

Because the last thing I need is the kind of enemy that is unhinged enough to own a gyro fidget spinner with eleven rings. That's truly deranged.

Pictured in just one color but will be printed fresh to order in the color of your choice (specify the color in the order notes when you're placing your order, or we'll reach out to you). We knew better than to bother printing up an inventory of these in advance. Plus, if you're buying something this eccentric, you deserve to have it in just the color you want, and if you're buying one of these, your color choices probably aren't predictable.